(text-colour:green)+(bg:black)[
(text-style:"bold","condense","blink")[<rules>Who are you?.</rules>]
]
[[small]]You can buy all manner of stuff in Somewhere Else, and no doubt proceed to do so. You can avail yourself of some of the following:
* <item>An overstuffed Giraffe</item>, 20 coins
* <item>A disconsolate Owl</item>, 5 coins
* <item>Snuff</item>, 7 coins
When you are done shopping, you can [[return to Somewhere Else->somewhere else]].Oh.
You shouldn't have come here.
You really shouldn't.
But the good news is, at least you save on the cost of a funeral!The Hoi-Poloi like nothing better than to talk about one another, and likely you are no different. You put on your best gossiping hat and join the throng, exchanging choice morsels with the best of them. There's much to learn, though the bulk of it is scuttlebutt about the Squid Captains, and of no interest to the likes of you!
You are joined at your table by a one-eyed cuttlefish broker, the corners of his downturned nose stained brown.
"Got any snuff about you?"
<rules>If you have any <item>snuff</item>, and want to give it to the broker, then remove it from your inventory and [[turnto|broker]].</rules>
When you are done, you can [[return to Somewhere Else->somewhere else]]<rules>Gain the keyword <k>Cully</k>.</rules>
You slip the snuff to the broker under the ossified legs of your table and he leans in close. "You want some real gossip? You take a wander up Elsewhere way, and look out for a dark alley, that's where you want to go.
Nothing more to do now but [[return to somewhere else|somewhere else]].Before you can take another step, you find yourself hostiley accosted by octopus-headed soldiers, done up in fustian motley.
"Now now then!" one of them burbles. "I think you've been around here a few times too many, don't you?"
You protest inarticulately, gesturing dumbly at the many Sea-Legged Folk wandering back and forth in repetative gyres, but the soldiers are having none of it. They grab you under the armpits and cast you out of the Skeleton Passage with extreme prejudice.
The gall of it all!You can record keywords and ticked checkboxes here.
<keywords></keywords>
<checkbox-list></checkbox-list>{
"end_text": "THE END",
"death_text": "YOU DIED",
"separator": "1",
"break": false,
"css": "",
"page_size": "A5-P",
"cover": "1",
"mdtype": "harlowe",
"resolution": 300,
"image_resolution": 300,
"low_res": false,
"passage": {
"pid": "10",
"tags": [],
"position": "100,24",
"size": "100,100"
}
}<div class='cover_top'>
<h1 class='cover_title'>Skeleton</h1>
<h2 class='cover_title small'>to</h2>
<h1 class='cover_title'>Somewhere</h1>
<img class='cover_image' src="/images/app/SeekPng.com_knot-png_2307422.png">
</div>
<div class='cover_bottom'>
<h2>By<br>Anon E. Mouse</h2>
</div>Begin your adventure (if we could dignify it with such a term) at paragraph one, and then follow the instructions as you make your choices.
Items marked **in bold** can be picked up and added to your apparently limitless inventory. If an item has a cost in coins attached you must of course pay it, but your purse is also limitless, so don't let this concern you.
[[Turnto|who are you]].<div class='cover_bottom'>
<h2>Produced in Gordian Book</h2>
</div><template name="shop">
<repeat items AS item>
* <item>{{item.name}}</item>, {{item.price}} coins
</repeat>
</template>(text-colour:green)+(bg:black)[
(text-style:"bold","condense","blink")[<rules>Okay.</rules>]
]
I am a [[girl]](text-colour:green)+(bg:black)[
(text-style:"bold","condense","blink")[<rules>Okay.</rules>]
]
[[...]](text-colour:green)+(bg:black)[
(text-style:"bold","condense","blink")[<rules>Where do you live?</rules>]
]
A [[box]]?(text-colour:green)+(bg:black)[
(text-style:"bold","condense","blink")[<rules>Hmm, that can't be right!</rules>]
]
In a [[bubble]]?(text-colour:green)+(bg:black)[
(text-style:"bold","condense","blink")[<rules>I don't think so...</rules>]
]
Under a [[rock]]?(text-colour:green)+(bg:black)[
(text-style:"bold","condense","blink")[<rules>Lets see...</rules>]
]
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